Wednesday, March 04, 2009


One of my Favorite jokes:HAD TO SHARE!!!!!

A High-School History teacher in the USA is reviewing with her students famous quotes in preparation for an exam.

Who said:
“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security”

A Japanese student in the back of the class raises his hand and says:

Benjamin Franklin

Correct the teacher replies!

Who said:

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Another Japanese student raises his hand and says:

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"THat is right" says the teacher and thinks to herself how bright these foreign students are and far superior then the American students.

Just then,an American student stands up and says:

To Hell with the Japanese!!!!

"Who said that," the teacher demands in furry!

Harry S. Trumam 1945 the kids replies!

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