Schmelvis's 5 favorite quotes for April 4th!!!

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


2)If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

3)Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.




4)Your mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.


5)The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.