Jerusalem Hotel

70 Million Fans Can't Be wrong!!!!!!!! for Bookings go to http://www.elvisschmelvis.com

Two weeks into 2008 & lots of exciting things are happening!
First of all 'Techno-Lime-Party' is on Itunes and selling like
Hotcakes. Schmelvis 2: 'The Viagra Incident' is going into production
this summer with hopefully a fall release! It will feature
an array of stars and chameo surprises so Stay tuned!!!!!
On the political front;
It looks like there is no one to vote for in the USA but Ron Paul!
He's the guy!!!! and there is no one else!
Most politicans are phony or just seem to be without a back bone!
Where are the stunchy politicians who back ethnic cleansing? (we miss characters like that:NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Enjoy the heat!!!!

D:) aka Schmelvis

I'm the luckiest guy in the World! It seems that even Schmelvis has impersonators.
Some guy out in the states is claiming to be the 'man, the legend, the Jew?'
'All the better' I guess, 'because it means someone else is promoting the Schmelvis name!' Good luck to you!

Hey, it is almost Pasover, Easter, Shlid-la and what have you done?
Did you have some fun?
It's looking to be a great summer with lots of tour dates and
travel. We're working on a new CD to be released Sept. 2007 G-d willing!
Spring is in the air!
So go have some fun:Smile and the world smiles with you & continue doing acts of kindness!

Monday is like fresh bread warm out of the oven!
Like warm bread I'm working on new songs
which have a crust, a mddile and an end.
Another sunny day in the city. It's great to see
people in the morning running to work.
I'm inspired by the enthusiasm and get caught up in the
emotion of getting to a destination on time.
Kids have to be dropped off.
Percolating Coffee and its smell evident in the background.
Sandwitches wrapped for people on the go.
Monday morning is like frsh bread...
March is right around the corner.
This weekend is Purim; It's the month of Adar.
Have a great Day!

I was gonna start a blog titled 'living in the 07!'
It's a miracle to be here in the winter charm month of February OH, Canada!
Hockey season is so apart of th eSchmelvis spirit and the challenges that
lies ahead of the Montreal canadians! This monday is such a crucial game against the Toronto
Maple Leafs, isn't it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
We think sometimes that certain things do not really matter but we see now in retrospect that everything
really matters and that every event or game as its consequences as is evident in all the games the canadians lost in the last
2 months! Those games and their results is what's led us to this point where it so happens that if the montreal
Habs lose tomorrow night then perhaps the playoffs are off the schedual of 07!

What does it all mean in dollars and cents and the cards on the table or 'oifen-tish!' to the Schmelvis?

It means that every task we are assaigned to regardless of the circumstances we must give 100%
of ourselves plus like it is our last game and we must play from the heart so it touches the heart!!!

Elvis always played from the heart and played every concert like it was his last concert.
This is evdent through the fact that he was ready to pass out after concerts and through his fans
who felt like he gave it all!!!!

So the word of the day is : "Play it like a fiddle and do it like a diddle!"""

Schmelvis

It's almost March and lots new developments are happening in the Schmelvis world.
For one; In Search of Elvis ( A journey to find the man beneath the jumpsuit) by Charlie Connelly
is out in bookstores!!! This a great book written by a wonderful author living in England who definetly has the
'gift of the gab' & knows how to tell it like it is!

I'm also avidly working for FRIENDS OF THE RADIOTHERAPY SOCIETY NON-PROFIT
Responding to Cancer/Treatment/AND HOPE...Planning to do a "Plane Jump across Canada"
to raise money for this worthy cause and "Race Across Canada" will launch this summer of 2007.

Stay tuned for Schmelvis concert tour with 'The Contessa'

TCB

Schmelvis

Lately i've been off the blogger for what ever reasons accounted for...perhaps too tired to write or uninspired to do so...Show coming up this saturday the 23d at Bistro de Paris, 5436 St. Denise...looking forwad to letting loose some...Spring in the air today went up to 7c and felt like 10. The idea of summer around the corner is way inspiring. All out...

D:)

Hi, fans...been a while since i got on here...
Looking for ward to a good show this Tuesday the 28th of
Feb at The Green Room 5386 St. Laurent Blvd (between Fairmaount & St. Viateur)@ 10pm...

The chinese call it the year of the "DOG"...seems like the world has gone to the dogs.Respect for human life is sacred yet people respect dogs more then humans.What's up with that? I'm releasing soon my Dance CD entitled:

Schmelvis:Techno-world

You'll be able to sample tracks on my web site...untill next time...

S:)

It's a new week and a new start, fresh startm new beginnings! Get that negative spirit out of the brain; absolve it, reduce it, shrink it, let it be benign as possible without merit, without mention, step on it, let it ride, do not pass that negativity to anyone else, keep it to yourself, and rather you get rid of it cause it is your negativity and no one elses! At the theatre i saw old faces I had not scene in years. Faces that told me i'm doing the right thing, the only thing, serving my only purpose, building the only thing i know how to build, playing the right instrument, acting in the best matter possible.
At the coffee house i saw the best desserts, smelled the best coffee, sat in the most comfy of chairs and the hours slipped by like some fast forwarding machine and i had to leave in a furry like i had done something wrong. Infact i had gone past my time alloted in a coffee shop which is 20 minutes. Next time i'll know better!
At the metro; the rides always seem much quicker with an I-pod. Almost missed my stop with the thing on. Playing march 25th on MontRoyal street. Will let you know as more gigs are confirmed!

TCB

January 15th and the gravy train is rolling into the station real slow. For some reason, and guess it is because of the holidays; people are just not into getting back to work. The harsh winter months don't help either. It's like a real pain in the rear when tempertaures drop to minus 10. I guess the gumption to hybernate and chill hits home and that 'bear' mentality flashes back like some joint from the 80's and reashes them 'good old memories' of sleeping in...hehe...but leave it to a good ole boss or a good ole wife to wake you up and wisk the fat ass out of bed...hehe..job well done...gotta appreciate good women!


TCB

Work,work, work, there is something 'gold' or brilliant about work especially when it involves creation and finishing a task is great. This week is very productive.
Lots of people to see and projects to accomplish. This week is no different then any other week in retrospect but is so unique in so many other facets.

I've been meaning to tell you but forgot!


Have a great week all'


TCB

Friday swings around quickly. Layton is waiting at the entrance gates like heaven can wait . Sharon is twisted in a time warp and Bush is swinging a raquette. My camera captures all the faces that missed the big ball dance. The ticket booth is vacant and the clerks are home at last drinking green tea reading cereal labels while the TV blares the same old noises and commercials tell no lies.

Friday night rolls around like warm bread out of the oven. Bagels boast empty smiles.
Drink to life drink to life for there's only life to drink.

Have a great Shabbos!!!!

Friends and commrades, ladies and germs it's come to address the community about grief and anger and anger and grief and the guns that are allowed to circulate in house holds in your neighbourhood, in your home, in your child's cupbard, in your child's boot.
And you blame it on the kids and you blame it on the schools and you blame on the system but it comes down to the parents and it comes down to your homes if you do not want the guns and if you do not want the violence then figure it out and don't be a dummy...

Canadian poet Layton dies in Montreal.

elections are around the corner here in Canada.

today's hymes are nothing but beats swindled with words to get you off your feet. The rappers you hear are nothing but thieves who play to your ear and want nothing but money so they can empower themselves with material gain and more material gain it means a gun in your head like a drill to a sergent who's heard it before while he's doing push-ups and more to the beat of a drum that plays to the beat that your dead, dead, dead, and the snare is so loud it repeats it out loud pow, pow, pow. and the streets are alive with shoppers delights who swirve through them lights to avoid bumpy bump it's an art in itself to add jewlery gore and wear it out proud and jingle it proud and let it out loud that the ring is all yours and the gold chain is thick with the symbol of the day that you dangle all the way as you hit the ATM and you withdraw some more so you can hit the floor and shop till you drop and drink down the lights for you it's delight just make sure the car is alright and your momma at home praying pray pray for some more that your safe from the crimes of the day she prays that your alright tonight that you're not in the groove of some terrible hit cause you walk the streets with the beat in the air sitting on that chair and the music blairing the air that beat is so bear you just want to escape from the water and air and the people you see in your own company want the same old thing it's called security and it repeats out loud pow, pow, pow,.... pow, pow, pow...

it's the 2006 off the map and quake like a channel bake show a reality mistake and you turn the corner like your coming home and there's no one there and you smile alone.
It's like wanting a Big-Mac or a heart-attack and you settle for the door and you walk alittle more til you hit the floor outside the corner store and the words run thin like twisted ice you licked off the fence on a quizical place...your momma is on my mind and your sister is a blast from someone else's past, your momma is on my mind and your sister is a blast from someone else's past...it is not a joke you can erase no more the shooting on the streets in the metrolplis arenas lives you thinking of hate and to discriminate and the head phones are on and isolation is the game in these cities of glory with skyscapers which aim to the sky but it is false and fake and it'll confiscate all your morals and plates. The police democracy are a common trait and the establishment which we so stand by with confidence are no longer the foundations we trust...

Happy Holidays! Happy Hannukah everyone!

It's monday night and I have not written a word for over 4 days.
I've been on hiatus from writing. Been reading lots of newspapers and listening to
the radio, watching TV. Muting the commercials is a habit i can only make regular.
Commercials are getting on the nerves more and more.

I had restive weekend. Slept a few extra hours and consummed a few extra calories.

It's almost 2006 and what have we done?

it's late at night and i'm off to bed.

all the best!!

TCB

Schmelvis

To my good friend...
Man oh man...what a night it was!
First of all, yesterday was the 19th day of the month of Kislev. A Chassidic Holiday which marks the celebration of the Alter Rebbe who on this day was released from prison. The story goes that in the middle of the 18th century The Alter Rebbe was incarcerated by the Russians because he sent money to feed poor jews in Israel. at the time the Turks ruled over Israel and the Turks were also enemies with Russia,
the russians thought that he was sending money to help the turks. PS...he ended up in Jail.
Later on the Russians realized that the whole thing was a bunch of BS.
Well, today we celebrate the release of the alter Rebbe from prison. Funny enough it is a day of redemption or a coming out of prison, out of exile and into salvation. So today also marks my redemption and what a celebration I had at 'Chabad house down town with Rabbi Mahn & a few good friends and I'm sorry you were not here but i missed you all. We'll have to drink some L'chaim's when you get here. I know you must have a pint near by so I'm not worried bout you...We drank "Wild Turkey" 101- bourbon. The stuff is great for those wild winterish windy nights when the snow blows and one thing for sure, that Turkey stuck hard to the bones and warmed me up real swell.

TCB.

Haven't seen this much snow since 1979. At least that's what the demographic 'guys' tell us. It's gonna be a white "holiday' season . There's enough shovelling to do in the city till the 'cows come home'. St.Catherine street is still full of people shopping like there is no tomorrow. 'For the good times' is one of my favoirte songs these days written by Chris Christofessen. Prolly misspelled his name but the man is a genius in every sense of the word when it comes to song writing. Jim Reeves and Elvis both do a great rendition of the song. Schmelvis does nice rendition to it too. hehehe.

TCB