Friday, March 13, 2009


Friday's & Shabbos around the corner



It comes once a week, that aura of holiness and it enters the world from
somewhere deep and it awakens the living and lifts them so high. It's a time to reflect, a time to rejoice, a time to relax and a time to rebuild hope. It's Shabbos!

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A Point Within

By Tzvi Freeman

Within each of us is a point where all of us meet. And within that point is a place where we are all one simple essence. That is the soul of the moshiach within us.

If so, the person who we will call the moshiach does not need to convince us to follow. He only needs to awaken that sleeping moshiach within each of us. And then we will look and say, "I know this tzadik. He is the spark I feel awake within me."

That is when we will all be liberated we and all the creation.

Thursday, March 12, 2009


There is a wonderful coffee place nestled in the corner of my mind.
In fact, it'll be positioned right between Star-bucks and some kosher beauty
eatery where we all like to stuff our face! This heavenly place is called
'Fabulous-Cup' but as friends like to shorten it too and simply say: Fa-cup!
Why not i;m going to 'Fa-cup' right now, what would u like?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


Online Shopping, Dating or Weight Loss?

I looked around the web for products to buy or sell, or something to get excited about.
All i get is pop ups to buy 'this' or 'that'! Nothing tangible just products to apparently empower the individual pop up in my face! What is going on? People are trying to sell us 'sizzle' but not the 'STEAK'! I do not want to buy sizzle!!!! I'm tired of sizzle but want the real McKoy!!!

Everyone is talking about dating!! Internet Dating is the hottest thing around!!! Couples are divorcing just to see what it is like to be dating on the internet!!!
It's like a fad gone wild but who is gaining from all of this? Businesses, Florists? I dunno!!!!

Meanwhile there is a craze to lose weight while simultaneously there is a consumption war going on to eat everything in sight! THe westernize world is somewhat ill and is eating up everything like a storm and then acting bulimic and wanting to shed it all and lose weight...what is going on? Where is my guitar? Turn up the volume!!!!

Pushed to the extreme.

We live in the darkest of times, where life is an elastic and is pushed to the extreme.

There will come a time when the wolf will lie with the lamb, when the night will shine, when those who have died shall live.

But the wolf will be a wolf, the night will still be night, and the experience of death shall remain the opposite of life.

For all these G–d made for His glory.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009



It is forbidden to say things that may hurt or trick another person

Leviticus 25:17 "You shall not wrong one another and you shall fear your G-d"

This Negative Mitzvah teaches us that we must be very careful not to say anything that may hurt or trick someone else.

Sometimes we don't even realize that what we have said caused another person discomfort.

Here are a few examples:

1) Eli was often late for school because he went to bed so late that he could not get up on time in the morning.

Finally, the principal called him to his office and warned him that his lateness would no longer be tolerated. As a result, Eli decided to stop going to bed late. He made a time schedule and kept to it.

One day, two weeks after Eli had begun to arrive at school on time, one of his classmates said:

"You know, Eli, it's good that you don't come late to school anymore! Now, you won't get punished by the principal!"

Although his classmate may have meant it as a compliment, Eli was embarrassed by his comment. It reminded Eli of his bad habits and made him feel very uncomfortable.

This Negative Mitzvah cautions us not to make remarks or say things that might hurt others, even if we don't intend such things to be mean.

2) A friend asked Sherry to lend her a magic marker, but Sherry was busy using her markers and answered, "I'll be finished in no time. You can have it when I'm done." Soon afterwards, the bell rang and the her friend never got to use the marker.

While Sherry and her classmates rushed down the stairs to recess, Sherry tripped and fell. From behind her, she heard her friend's voice: "Well, sometimes people who aren't very generous get what they deserve."

Her friend might have wanted to encourage Sherry to share, but the Torah does not allow us to say such things and hint to another person that he deserves to be punished.

3) A group of children were roaming up and down the aisles of a stationery store. Every time they found something they liked, they would ask the man at the counter: "How much is this?" "How much is that?" "What is the price on this?" "How much does it cost?" After so many questions, the man finally lost his patience. "Hey kids! Are you really going to buy anything?" The children looked at each other sheepishly. Nobody had any money. They were just looking and pretending to shop. They may have been having a good time, but the Torah forbids us to pretend and say things that make another person think we mean them, when we don't.

When the Torah teaches us these lessons it says: "And you shall fear G-d."

We may think - "Well, I meant well when I said it," or "I didn't mean to hurt anyone," so the Torah reminds us that HaShem knows the truth in our hearts and we must be careful about everything we do and say.

Monday, March 09, 2009


"I need a vacation from a vacation"

These days you hear it all the time. A friend of mine just returned from
the Caribbeans claiming:"i'm exhausted" after a weeks holiday. What is wrong with the
world that people need a holiday to recoup from a holiday?
Seems to me the world is absurd. Ugly absurd.

To repair ugly absurdity, you can't just be normal. You need an alternative absurdity. A beautiful absurdity.

Some call it, "holy madness".

Sunday, March 08, 2009




The Complete Story of Purim
By Nissan Mindel

Purim

King Achashverosh now had every reason to be proud of his Queen Esther, for he had learned that she was a descendant of the royal family of Saul, the first King of the Jews. When the King heard that Mordechai was a descendant of the same noble family, and in fact was Queen Esther's cousin, he immediately appointed him to succeed Haman as Prime Minister.

Achashverosh presented Haman's palatial house to Esther, and the royal signet, which he had taken from Haman he gave to Mordechai.

Although Mordechai and Esther were deeply grateful to the King for his favors, and could feel safe under the King's own protection, they did not for a minute lose sight of the danger that still faced their people. Haman's cruel decree was still unchanged, and unless it was withdrawn in time, the Jews would be lost.

Esther, therefore, again beseeched the King in behalf of her doomed brethren. She fell at his feet and with tears in her eyes pleaded with the King to avert the terrible fate that threatened them.

"How can I endure to see the evil that will come unto my people? How can I endure to witness the destruction of my kindred?" Esther cried in anguish.

The King was deeply moved, and he wanted to allay her grief. Unfortunately, it was not so easy to rescind the decree, for it was sent out by order of the King, in his name, bearing the King's own seal. Such a decree was irrevocable.

Finally, a plan was hit upon. A new decree was to be issued in the name of the King, declaring that Haman had abused the King's confidence by issuing falsified decrees. Instead of issuing decrees to do away with the persecution of the Jews throughout the vast Persian empire, as was the King's intention and desire, the treacherous Haman had ordered the extermination of the loyal Jewish subjects! A further proof of the King's displeasure with Haman was the fact that Haman had been executed by the King's express command.

Once again the King's scribes were called, and the new decrees were prepared, this time dictated by Mordechai himself. The documents were immediately dispatched by royal couriers riding on swift steeds to all the governors and princes of the 127 provinces of the Persian Empire, from India to Ethiopia. By these royal decrees, permission was granted to the Jews to gather on the thirteenth day of Adar and defend themselves against their enemies, and to attack and slay all those who would assault them.

The news of the great salvation of the Jews spread like lightning to the remotest comers of the Persian Empire, and the Jews were now treated with respect.

When the thirteenth day of Adar arrived, the day on which the Jews were to be slain and exterminated by Haman and his evil forces, the Jews gathered in the public places of each town and hamlet. By order of the King, they sentenced to death all those who had revealed themselves as enemies. Throughout the kingdom of Persia, seventy five thousand would-be murderers were executed, and five hundred more in Shushan. All ten sons of Haman were likewise executed.

The King brought the news to Esther. "I have but one more request to make," she said. "There are still many dangerous enemies at large in Shushan. They must be executed or there can be no peace in the land. Let tomorrow also be set aside for a day of judgment in Shushan over the enemies of our people who are also the enemies of all mankind. And may the bodies of Haman's ten sons be hanged on the gallows."

Esther's request was immediately granted.

And so while the Jews outside Shushan celebrated their victory on the fourteenth of Adar, the Jews of Shushan were still grimly engaged that day in the task of ridding the city of the villains and murderers. Only on the following day did they celebrate the great and miraculous salvation.

Mordechai, now dressed in magnificent royal robes, became the King's viceroy and closest advisor. He served the King and his own people with humility and devotion.

From that time, the fourteenth day of Adar was consecrated as the festival of Purim, to commemorate the great miracle of our people's salvation, and the downfall of the wicked Haman.

And the Jews who lived in walled cities, like Shushan, consecrated the fifteenth day of Adar as the day of festivity. This day we now call "Shushan Purim."

The name "Purim," means "lots," in commemoration of the lots that Haman had cast to choose the day most suitable for the destruction of the Jews.

In Heaven, too, these two days were consecrated as everlasting festivals, which shall never be abolished. For the Jewish people they are to be days of feasting and gladness, and of sending gifts of food (mishloach manot) to one another, and of giving gifts to the poor (matanot 1'evyonim).

At the same time the Jews obligated themselves to observe, every year, the Fast of Esther, on the thirteenth day of Adar, the day before Purim, to commemorate the fasts and prayers of the Jews in those days, and to emulate their repentance and devout worship.

The story of Purim was recorded by Mordechai and Esther in the Book of Esther (Megillat Esther), which forms part of Torah, and which is read in the synagogue every year on the eve of Purim and again on the following morning.

The Festival of Purim has now been celebrated for twenty three centuries, year after year, generation after generation. To the enemies of the Jewish People, the Hamans of all ages, the festival of Purim is a solemn and timely warning. But to us this wonderful and happy festival serves as an undying inspiration of courage and faith, of loyalty and devotion to our great and merciful G-d. It is the herald of our certain and miraculous salvation which is not far off.

Friday, March 06, 2009


Pot-Holes!!! What is potholes?
Here in Montreal we are facing an epidemic of grand proportion
known as pot-hole Season. THe roads are beleaguered and strewn with
nasty holes as big as moon craters as a result of 'supposedly' bad weather.
Michigan state which supposedly has the same weather as we do doesn't have this problem b/c they spend money on roads and maintain them regularly.
Federally, billions of our tax money is well spent on sending troops to Afghanstan
to re-educate, protect and defend American interests or who knows what? Here,
the mayor thought creating a new city logo costing half a million would solve
a crisis but the roads remain a nightmare to car owners and nothing is being done!

Crisis? What crisis?

But regardless, Montreal remains the capitol of pot-holes and not a stitch is being done about it!
My Solution:Bring in the reserves or the army back home and have them fix the roads, and watch our money work on Canadian soil!!!!
In the meantime:

You cannot sue, just vent over blogs & I guess we will just have to persevere and try to swerve through nasty holes without incurring too much damage!

Thursday, March 05, 2009


Times are tough. Extremely tough. People are losing jobs. Savings. Homes. It's shaken many of us to our core: "How am I to survive?" "Am I all on my own?" "Must I fend for myself?” Indeed: Is there somewhere we can turn to for guidance and wisdom to help us navigate these trying times?

Throughout our storied history, during extraordinary trials and tribulations, the Torah’s Divine wisdom was our lifeline, providing guidance and succor. We’ve attempted to distill from our timeless Torah some messages that may be applicable to our current predicament.

We hope that you will find strength and encouragement from our efforts. And please take a moment to share your own thoughts and experiences, too.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009


One of my Favorite jokes:HAD TO SHARE!!!!!

A High-School History teacher in the USA is reviewing with her students famous quotes in preparation for an exam.

Who said:
“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security”

A Japanese student in the back of the class raises his hand and says:

Benjamin Franklin

Correct the teacher replies!

Who said:

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

Another Japanese student raises his hand and says:

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"THat is right" says the teacher and thinks to herself how bright these foreign students are and far superior then the American students.

Just then,an American student stands up and says:

To Hell with the Japanese!!!!

"Who said that," the teacher demands in furry!

Harry S. Trumam 1945 the kids replies!

Tuesday, March 03, 2009


Where I am is where the party is at!!!!

So many times when i go out with people to a house party or 'what ever event'. Certain people for some reason always feel edgy, removed or just wanna leave if the party is "not happening!!!" Now, folks let me tell you this about that: the way to be is to change your channel and switch in to the "Let's have fun" gear and this could be done by simply smiling, interacting with who ever is there, smiling asking social innate questions like: "So, what brings you to this part of the universe?" or my favorite line: "Tell me, Tell me, Tell me...then pause and say..."HELLOOOOOOOOOO"...In fact, i was just at a party where there was very little people and i knew no one. THere was a small group talking in the living room, i felt somewhat awkward so i just blurted out:"When is the doctor arriving?" and then blurted out:"No worries i have my own rubber gloves!"

Point being said, if you cannot have fun with yourself then G-d help you!!!!!

Have a great Day!!!!!!

Monday, March 02, 2009

THe Way things are going!!!! they're gonna circumcise me!!! Hey folks these it;s easy to tell who is leading and who is following. I see it all the time:people who speak from the heart and are passionate about 'whatever' it is they do vocation wise are for a fact, Happier, feel more fulfilled, much more driven and most importantly feel that life is with a purpose! My point here is simply and speaks to the heart b/c it is from the heart and that is my message today: Do good from the heart!"

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


OBAMA's in the office & as long as he defecates(never mind!)...does anyone really care?
It's time to create a new movie!A Peace Movie or a peace mission flick!
b/c after all, Kissinger couldn't do it, Carter tried, Bush & dick only screwed
the country and now both got 'bailout'...So we're reaching out to do a 30 city tour
from Vegas to Jerusalem and film the whole venture with 4-5 Elvis impersonators!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Tell me why is it that i feel like Moshiach is 'm'amesh' right around the corner?
There is a sweetness resonating in the air and it is bigger then us and it stems from above and it rises from below and i feel it all around. Is it just me?
It is bigger then these prominent words:it's as holy as the sabbath and deeper then the deepest part of the blue blue sea. Sometimes words cannot describe what the heart is feeling but words from the heart touch the heart and music is definitely the vehicle to bring it all forth and mesh it together like a T'amim' Breslevor who has learned to rejoice for the sake of rejoicing or a Chassid who know that 'we have to do and then listen' are these words aimed to comfort a bleeding heart and let us realize that the 'Aleph' is bigger then us all & will lead us to what the T'sadik daid and accepting the 'Be'es' with open arms...

Thursday, November 06, 2008

A Message from Aquamusic!

Event: "Concert to protect our great lakes"featuring Schmelvis Band & Guests!

Place: Bourbon Street West,1866 Blvd. des Sources, Pointe-Claire, Quebec

Date: December 21st, 2008 7:30pm

Aquamuzic dot org (www.aquamuzic.org), the
first online music label and concert promoter is presently working
with Great Lake United: Great Lakes United is an international coalition
dedicated to preserving and restoring the Great Lakes-St. Lawrence River
ecosystem. www.glu.org ,

This will be a great show featuring Award winning actor and DJ Larry Day,
internationally acclaimed Elvis
impersonator Dan Hartal aka Schmelvis with his band
(they are making a great movie about him now),
also featured on the bill is Paula Davis, the On the Spot Improvisational
Troup and special guest 'Zappa' child guitar virtuoso, Nic Mc.

It would be great if you can help us out and give us media attention.

Tickets can be bought at www.aquamuzic.org

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jerusalem Hotel

70 Million Fans Can't Be wrong!!!!!!!! for Bookings go to http://www.elvisschmelvis.com

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Two weeks into 2008 & lots of exciting things are happening!
First of all 'Techno-Lime-Party' is on Itunes and selling like
Hotcakes. Schmelvis 2: 'The Viagra Incident' is going into production
this summer with hopefully a fall release! It will feature
an array of stars and chameo surprises so Stay tuned!!!!!
On the political front;
It looks like there is no one to vote for in the USA but Ron Paul!
He's the guy!!!! and there is no one else!
Most politicans are phony or just seem to be without a back bone!
Where are the stunchy politicians who back ethnic cleansing? (we miss characters like that:NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Enjoy the heat!!!!

D:) aka Schmelvis

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

I'm the luckiest guy in the World! It seems that even Schmelvis has impersonators.
Some guy out in the states is claiming to be the 'man, the legend, the Jew?'
'All the better' I guess, 'because it means someone else is promoting the Schmelvis name!' Good luck to you!